I Don’t Make This Stuff Up…


September 11th, 2009

Now that we’re pretty much back into the swing of things and we’ve gone from 300+ workstations to 700+ workstations and from 500+ people to 1,000+ people to support within the last six months, I like to take some time every so often to…well…hide.  I was actually on my way to doing exactly that when I was hit up with yet another question.  Now, I don’t mind questions.  It’s the ID-Ten-T one’s I have a hard time with.

Me:  :::Walking, walking, practically jogging:::

Enduser: ::literally runs up to me and gets in my face:: “I CAN’T GET TO MY COMCA$T ACCOUNT!!!”

Me: “Oh, hi.  Good to see you.”

Enduser: “DIDN’T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID???  I CAN’T GET TO MY COMCA$T ACCOUNT!!”

Me: “Why, yes, I heard you.  In fact, I’m pretty sure everyone down the hall heard you.” (Noticing a bunch of heads that immediate popped back into their offices after overhearing the sudden outburst.)

Enduser: (More subtly now as I think she noticed those heads too.) “Well, what are you gonna do about it?”

Me: “I’m sorry but corporate policy has dictated that personal email accounts are not to be used with corporate computers.  It’s not my call but a corporate mandate.”

Enduser: ::blink, blink:: “Do YOU mean to tell me that I CANNOT check my Comca$t email at work??”

Me: “Ummm, yeah.”

Enduser: “Well, we’ll just SEE about that!”

Me: “Okaaaaaaay.” :::start walking away:::

Enduser: “Hey, where are you going?  We need to look into this!!”

Me: ::thinking “oh, this is gonna be FUN!!:: “You want ME to go with YOU to ask Corporate why YOU can’t access YOUR PERSONAL email on COMPANY TIME and EQUIPMENT?”

Enduser: ::blink, blink:: (I think she has a nervous tick.) “You lead the way.”

Aaaaand, so I do…lead the way, that is.  I lead the way so much that I had that woman doing enough laps around the campus that by the time we got done, we could have logged a half marathon.  Funny all the time she kept screaming at me about the offices being “this way or that way.” “Don’t worry,” I kept replying over my shoulder, “I know lots of shortcuts.”  But, for *some* reason, I kept getting lost.  Hey, I’m a guy…I don’t *do* directions.

Needless to say, my mission was accomplished when she exasperatedly threw her hands up and screamed “JUST FORGET IT!!!” and raged off in a huff.

And now I’m in hiding.  Shhhh…don’t tell anyone.

Current Mood: (grumpy) grumpy

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