I really don’t care what you’re looking at…
January 28th, 2009
Porn. Money. Facebook. Whatever. It really doesn’t matter to me what you’re looking at or what you WANNA look at on the Interwebz while at work. Sure, I can easily see what you’re looking at but I’m too busy checking out porn…er…*testing* the content filter to ensure porn isn’t getting through. Ahem. I’m sorry, I digress.
That being said, let me explain to you, Dear Enduser, *why* it’s really not *me* blocking you from that latest new Web 2.0 messaging site that was heavily developed in Ajax and Flash. You see, our content filter deemed it as “inappropriate,”; not me. Hell, I might want to check it out too. (Actually, I did and, trust me, it ain’t all that.) But, the content filter, you see, *doesn’t* have a brain, much to its chagrin (so sorry to insult you, Mr. Content Filter, but you really don’t.) Sooo, that being said, it’s not *me* blocking the site. If we can get that straight, perhaps you’ll understand and quit blaming me why you can’t get to your porn and “cool sites” on company time.
(But if you ever come across anymore of them, please let me know!)
I really should get back to my porn….damnit!….er…work now.
